ARTIST’S NOTES: Boy howdy! How did I let that little mix-up happen? Thanks for pointing that one out, anon.

As the maker of this tumblr, I am ashamed of myself.

But fear not, loyal subjects of King Beel! To help get my rear in gear and to keep my laziness at bay, I have found a person who gladly took on the role of co-writer for ASK BEEL who actually reads the Sookie Stackhouse novels.

Hey, maybe the responses will be funny this time ‘round.

Ask box is opened. Anon-asks always accepted.

As the maker of this blog, I humbly apologize for the lack of posts. Life threw me finals, holiday, family, and moving.

Your king will return in January 2012. The ask is opened again and will be closed on January 1.

For the time being, enjoy a gif I made of Sookie, Beel, and Jessica being silly.

Last week, askbeel hit follower one-oh-five. Twice. The blog reached 105 followers, lost a follower, and then hit 105 again. Woo-hoo!

As the maker of this ask blog, I have temporarily turned it off. The inbox is overflowing with unanswered questions that need answers.

NOTE: Yeah, Really Dead will be the title of a future Sookie Stackhouse novel.

Dealing with witches has been a job and a half. He will resume answering questions tonight.